Parked

Boring, not going anywhere, slow moving (as in a parked car)

This class is so parked

by Backplant March 17, 2024

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Buena Park Wet Sponge

When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement

Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake

Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch

by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022

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Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.

"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

by patohoulahan March 28, 2015

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TyTy - Tyler Parks

Tyler is hard to figure out it's like he's multiple people inside one body but the same person if that makes sense. Tyler is a chill and funny person but could either play too much or not have fun at all depending on how his day goes. You could say his masculinity is a little bit too much as when in the mood he tends to get irritated or even excited in a hostel environment as any hostility makes him thrilled for "mortal" kombat. Besides all that he likes playing the game, watching anime and listening to music his music taste is random as it can switch from Keith sweat to lil uzi or even shiloh dynasty etc.

TyTy - Tyler Parks - The embodiment of random shit.

by no_luvvvvv999 March 19, 2023

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Park

This is a place where adults can let there rodents (kids) off the leash for a 'play'. Whilst the kids are preoccupied the adult go in a bush for some hanky panky, after there done they attach the leash and say let's get some ice cream!

"Daddy let me off the leash I want to play in the park!"

by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018

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