Jesus

i fiction character

The bible was such a funny not real book, my favourite character was Jesus

by Sam lampost May 4, 2022

Jesus

Jesus Christ is the nicest being that you’ll ever meet in your life. He’ll change everything about you. He loves you like no one else does. So at least give him a chance. And please guys stop being disrespectful about Him

Jesus Saved me.

by Jesus’ daughter January 14, 2024

Jesus

Nancy Jesus II

Nancy Jesus II: some may say I'm cultural appropriation, but I say I'm Jesus

by Jfjsjsjsjsjsjsjsj October 7, 2020

Jesus

The SUN/SON LIGHT and SAVIOR of our world!

Nobody: Maaan it’s gloomy and rainy asf outside we need Jesus!

by Bocajnomis January 30, 2024

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021

Jedi Jesus

Luke Skywalker was one of the best and gifted of all Jedi Knights. As the only son, of "The Chosen One", Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, he was literally the Resurrection and "Second Coming of the Jedi. He was the founder of the New Jedi Order, thus, becoming the first Jedi Grand Master since Yoda. Since he did all of these remarkable things, he is known in the Star Wars geek community as Jedi Jesus.

Rey:"You knew Luke Skywalker?!"

Han Solo: "Yep" Jedi Jesus was a good friend of mine."

by D-Big April 7, 2017

Jesus

bitch magent.

i am a jesus

by THE GOD OF DICTIONS September 23, 2022