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joshua david evans

a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.
you're a total joshua david evans
by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018
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David

A friend who would tells you all of there hoe activities, someone who would quit being friends with you for some free nic and cart, ft you just to tell you a story about stupid things they have done, takes hours to respond even tho they are active, they would rather talk to there hoes then you
Her: why does he act like this ?

Her 2 : cuz he a David ! 💀
by Noeyebrow July 6, 2022
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David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.
by Asterox October 9, 2021
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David

A general term for all the opps
The opps being the opposition aka the people we dont like most if the time david deals drugs
"Yo Craig someone snitched on our illegal activities "
"Fam it must have been david, I need to jump into the studio and make a diss track cause I cant have it"

"Yo big man you think David's active in road"
" ye ye man didnt have any white or black so he gave me orange turns out it was turquoise"
by Italiansushi October 4, 2019
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Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist
Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist
by Boba14 April 14, 2024
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