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hair flop

Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.
Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD
by FrappaCHINA June 5, 2021
mugGet the hair flopmug.

Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.
by spinamutis November 12, 2023
mugGet the Tit-hairmug.

backass hair

(noun) when a person's body hair is visibly present, and continuous, from their neckline, down their back, and into the intergluteal cleft (or, in layman's terms, "ass crack"). Backass Hair is especially distinguished by its thickness of dark, coarse body hair.
Did you see Jamie's backass hair? It's so thick, you could probably braid it down her back!
by helix2go November 14, 2023
mugGet the backass hairmug.

vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.
I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"
by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024
mugGet the vacuuming up cunt hairsmug.

Facial Hair

The result of a imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have facial hair.
I really hope I don't end up with facial hair after this is all over.
by SomethingALittleMoreSpecial November 30, 2022
mugGet the Facial Hairmug.

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.
Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.
by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024
mugGet the Strumming the Hair Guitarmug.

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs is the crown of a Pineapple. This word was made by "Anix" a ROBLOX Youtuber. His video where this word was Featured is called "building bikini bottom in Bloxburg + FUNNY MOMENTS"
"You should probably cut off the Pineapple Hairs before you eat it." "Pineapple Hairs" is a word created by a ROBLOX YouTuber named "Anix" as a word to mean the crown of the pineapple.
by mirusanator June 16, 2020
mugGet the Pineapple Hairsmug.

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