dick strips

When you finish having sex and your dick has dried and there are strips of dried cum. Those are dick strips.

After my girlfriend left, I had dick strips and needed to take a shower.

by Udivitel August 27, 2015

Dick Ice

Originating in Wales, dick ice is frozen water that has been dicked up. Also known as dicktified.

That girl Chloe has some Dick Ice.

Greg got a serious case of Dick Ice.

He's got dick ice in his fooking veins!

by ii Rav3n ii November 17, 2018

Dangerous dick

A guy who does extremely stupid, dangerous things.

"What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"

by a halfling December 26, 2011

MaxF's dick

Very small

MaxF's dick dick

by DVS COW April 19, 2017

Hilling Dick

While receiving head from a girl you fail to get an erection due to the fact that the girl is ugly.

"Man dude, this girl blowing me was so ugly I couldn't get a boner".
"Bro, sounds like you had a bad case of Hilling Dick"
"Totally man!"

by MMC78 September 17, 2016

Dylan is a dick

A incredible guy if you only looking for a friend

If your looking for a bf he can be a dick he might seem nice but you will only have him for like a week bc he jumps from girl to girl to girl to girl to girl to girl

Dylan is a good friend

Dylan is a dick he is the worst person know to human kind i wish i never dated him i should have lisened to my friends.

by Paiton17 May 5, 2018

Crispy Dick

The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.

“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”

“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”

“Oh shit”

by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019