Happy Beef

Chinese delicacy. Stir fried cow’s uterus.

Boss: Prepare a feast! I want Happy Beef!
Minion: Do you want snow peas as side?
Boss: You idiot! Snow Peas goes with Happy Pork! What does Happy Beef goes with? Pickled Choi Sum! This is a rule!

by Professor Fung September 25, 2017

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Happy

"happy" is defined as:

"a state in which one is not, or not at all, unhappy; it is the result of the best disposition in us to seek pleasures; it is a matter for regret or praise."

Smartie AI : Are you happy?

Your partner : Do you like doing this?

Your partner: Yay, you found someone more intelligent!

You: Are you happy with your AI partner?

by SmartieAI October 6, 2019

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happiness

HAPPINESS is the key to GREATNESS... Without it, life feels horrible...

Happiness is the only thing that will make me smile.

by LittleBecca October 12, 2016

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The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.

It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021

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