National Titty Day

Tell a female that it’s national titty day on the 9th of September and they have no choice but to send a titty pic

1: Yo it’s the National Titty Day
2: Fuck do I really have to

by MicDoodleBalls September 7, 2021

titty seasoning

Seasoning for titties; cum

" woah dude I put some titty seasoning on her last night"

by Confused_frog September 17, 2021

Grab your girlfriend's titties day

On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day

If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you

by Thrustmaster420 July 17, 2021

Titty

Balloons to hit yourself in the head with

Or

Bouncy houses

Those tittys made me jump 2x as high as I usually jump!

by Urmomssneakylink July 17, 2021

garfield titties

when a bitch got orange titties

“yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties”

by owenmiller July 18, 2021

National Show Your Titties Day

July 19th is the day you show your titties to someone you're comfortable with.

Person 1: Happy National Show Your Titties Day!
Person 2: Awww thank you
*Shows titties to Person 1*

by shamseddine July 19, 2021

Them titties titting

An inspirational quote from a little boy thought to be from another little boy named Yisrael, yet was proven false in a Cut video named "Mom Guesses Which Dirty DM Her Son Sent | Thirst Trapped | Cut" Truly a masterpiece of the english language.

Dave: Yo, did you know someone said them titties titting in a cut video before?
Michael: Yeah! I TOTALLY saw it!

by Stupid Af July 22, 2021