Pussy Gangster

1) A guy who thinks he has his shit together or portrays himself as a real ladies man. The reality is that the dude couldn't get a stitch of pussy if he tried. Most PG's drive around in old dilapidated two door cars, drink 50 cent tappers at the tavern, and chase overweight broads.

2) Senior men (65+) who dress with a certain pizazz and think they are a real player. Members only jackets, fedora hats, and Swisher Sweets are all good indicators. Usually have pimp names like "Fritz" or "Lenny". The senior PG has better luck with the ladies then some guys, but still thinks he is the shit.

3) An actual player who scores a lot of pussy.

Check out Donny, he thinks he is such a pussy gangster. He is a Freshmen in college, in Austin, yet he comes back home every weekend to scam on high school chicks since he can't score with college chicks

by Vanb December 14, 2013

pussy pig

A guy who just wants to have sex. Doesn't care who or where as long as he gets it.

Girl A: "Tom and I went on a date. He tried to have sex with me in his car in the restaurant parking lot! There were people everywhere."
Girl B: "jeez he's such a pussy pig!"

by chelnee15 January 2, 2015

Pussy Palace

The home of a Sex goddess. Her name is Julie, and she exudes sex. A pussy palace is welcoming harem stocked with coffee and flat bread pizza. Julie sleeps naked, walks around topless throughout the day, has a box of sex toys under her bed, and fucks you in librarian glasses while dressed like a young naughty school girl. She rubs sex oils on her chest when she comes in the room to do you, she cums multiple times and fucks you at least twice a day. A requirement to have a pussy palace is the ability to do splits during sex. Julie can do this and take your load with her to yoga directly following intercourse.

I need to get me a girl that runs a pussy palace

by Matt frat January 16, 2020

Pussy magnet

A man who slashes pussy like it's his job

Bj:hj is that Chad?
Hj:yeah
Bj:I heard he banged all the cheerleaders at our school
Hj:I know what a pussy magnet

by Ace daddy March 26, 2019

pussy dumpster

A pussy that takes anything and doesn't spit it out. And also smells of rotten garbage.

Man that ho will bang anything and they are never seen again. And agh whats that smell? Ah shes a pussy dumpster dude!

by Jdub2014 June 12, 2014

Primitive Pussy

The pussy of our ancestors. Similar to Asian pussy, but tastes more similar to brontosaurus meat than cat meat.

Woah dude!!!! That is the most primitive pussy I've ever seen! My sister's old saggy velociraptor vagina doesn't even compare! It doesn't have as many teeth though...

by Nicaragua57 November 11, 2010

Monster Pussy

What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.

A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)

Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.

Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”

Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”

Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”

by Oatsngoats chat June 12, 2019