And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet
by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021

by CurlyPubes6996 August 28, 2019

When I got done having sex with her I bent her over and ate that delicious moon pie from in between her buttocks.
by 3forlife February 24, 2020

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016

by AlaskanBullWorm April 2, 2022

by ButterCrushMeDaddy June 12, 2020
