cole syndrome

Those who can be described as a midgit who uses the F bomb far too many times.

"FUCK, where the fuck did fucking tara fucking go??!!

by Megchels November 1, 2003

engineering syndrome

A condition in which engineering, math, science, or other STEM majors have extreme difficulty talking to the opposite sex. Often these people are hold up in their "comfy zone", library, home, or some other quiet location studying. Because of this, people who suffer from Engineering Syndrome are single and lonely because their grades in college cannot afford to be stunted by parties or socializing.

I got on Tinder, but my Engineering Syndrome kicked in and I never messaged him/her.

by ThatEngineer July 12, 2016

Stockholm Syndrome

When a woman, who happens to be the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, steals your heart and won't give it back and all you can do is love her for it.

Aron: I heard that guy David got Stockholm Syndrome really bad.

Jason: Yeah, he just won't give it up. He's not even paying attention to those other girls.

by thatguyoverthere333 May 3, 2010

manny syndrome

A small penis backed up by a BIG ego.

That boy got manny syndrome!!

by BoomBoomChick September 28, 2008

asperger's syndrome

A disorder which keeps people from having successful social interactions, and poor motor skills, and various other shit. They however carry on skill such as obssession with a certain subject to an extent, although very few people have such an obbession.

Most people with this are like those loners that stand or sit at lunch by themselves in school, or those people getting bullied everyday, or a those people that live with their moms and dads after dropping out of college, or those homeless people that ask for money out of tourists pockets.

The lucky ones however, those that can miraclously learn how to socially interact and make friends easily can live a normal life while those who aren't as lucky end up as lonely criminals, drug dealers, terrorists, homeless, and poor people.

Asperger's Syndrome is one of the causes of poverty in the industrialized world.

by D Baggerd October 3, 2006

Tourette Syndrome

America's latest example of a double negative, along with Islam.

We can all laugh at HIV, AIDS, cancer, and a legion of other STDs and mental disorders, but - God forbid - we can't ever get away with making fun of some kid saying "FUCKING ASS LICKER" 20 times in twelve minutes.

That's Tourette Syndrome for ya.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 1, 2009

Asperger Syndrome

Very similar to high functioning autism. People with Asperger Syndrome(aspies) are interesting to talk to if you happen to have the same special interest as them. They're also very rigid. That means they'll get mad as hell if you sit in their special spot. They also have no creativity. They also think people with HFA are more "disabled". That is true once in a while, but not always.

Aspie: I have Asperger Syndrome.
Person with HFA: I have high functioning autism.
Aspie: I'm more high functioning than you!
Person with HFA: No one cares.

by The Autistic December 14, 2011