Primitive Pussy

The pussy of our ancestors. Similar to Asian pussy, but tastes more similar to brontosaurus meat than cat meat.

Woah dude!!!! That is the most primitive pussy I've ever seen! My sister's old saggy velociraptor vagina doesn't even compare! It doesn't have as many teeth though...

by Nicaragua57 November 11, 2010

Pussy shart

"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.

Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?

Sookrims: Ehh no...why?

Stig: Coz i did.

Sookrims: Haha any good

Stig: Yeh......

Sookrims: but.

Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick

Sookrims: Lol

by Sookrims May 11, 2009

pussy daddy

a man who is swamped in females. The ladies are crawling to get some from him.

See that prison guy with all them girls surrounding him, he is such a pussy daddy, i'm so jealous.

by feelin_you May 13, 2013

pussy dumpster

A pussy that takes anything and doesn't spit it out. And also smells of rotten garbage.

Man that ho will bang anything and they are never seen again. And agh whats that smell? Ah shes a pussy dumpster dude!

by Jdub2014 June 12, 2014

pussy pig

A guy who just wants to have sex. Doesn't care who or where as long as he gets it.

Girl A: "Tom and I went on a date. He tried to have sex with me in his car in the restaurant parking lot! There were people everywhere."
Girl B: "jeez he's such a pussy pig!"

by chelnee15 January 2, 2015

Pussy Gangster

1) A guy who thinks he has his shit together or portrays himself as a real ladies man. The reality is that the dude couldn't get a stitch of pussy if he tried. Most PG's drive around in old dilapidated two door cars, drink 50 cent tappers at the tavern, and chase overweight broads.

2) Senior men (65+) who dress with a certain pizazz and think they are a real player. Members only jackets, fedora hats, and Swisher Sweets are all good indicators. Usually have pimp names like "Fritz" or "Lenny". The senior PG has better luck with the ladies then some guys, but still thinks he is the shit.

3) An actual player who scores a lot of pussy.

Check out Donny, he thinks he is such a pussy gangster. He is a Freshmen in college, in Austin, yet he comes back home every weekend to scam on high school chicks since he can't score with college chicks

by Vanb December 14, 2013

Pussy Punt

Kicking a girl in her pussy plain and simple

I'll pussy puntyou bitch.

by Deez nuts April 29, 2015