National bully a Jacob day

March 24 is national bully a Jacob day. On this day you get a free pass to bully a jacob

On national bully a Jacob day you might decide to go up to Jacob and say
“Hey Jacob you’re a dickwad “

by Losergirl420 March 24, 2020

National Anti-Simp Day

For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.

Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.

by Yugo Yagami May 4, 2020

National skip school day!

It’s national skip school day !
We’ve worked hard let’s skip school and see how many ppl don’t show up!!

John are you going to school today??
No it’s national skip school day!

Party at your house right?

by Lauren✨ November 5, 2019

national kick a ginger day

A day when you find gingers and kick them, which is done best in a group.

Hey its national kick a ginger day. Lets form a group and kick nich.

by not a ginger at all October 7, 2010

National fuck Patrick day

Where everyone named Patrick gets fucked mentally or physically and they don’t like it.

“Me”:hey guys u see Patrick over there let’s fuck him it’s national fuck Patrick day.

“Patrick”:oh shit todays national fuck Patrick day I gotta hide.

by Opfhsbs January 5, 2019

National talk dirty day

U can talk dirty that can lead to the sheets

It’s national talk dirty day
“Lemme stick this long ass pole up yo pussy”

by Sexy mail.com June 25, 2018

National Crush/Girlfriend Day

February 20th, the day where you tell the world about your special someone or crush. Show them off,spoil them and more.

Happy National Crush/Girlfriend Day you’re appreciate so much

by MrCloutGod February 16, 2019