by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021
Get the i goofed up badmug. A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
After clogging the toilet for the third time that week, Bad News Brad waddled out, wiped his sweaty brow, and blamed it on his undiagnosed heart condition.
by Dwaggerbomb March 13, 2025
Get the Bad News Bradmug. A comeback at Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene from Rep. Jasmine Crockett, that wonderfully explains the absolute dumbass that believes in jewish space lasers starting wildfires.
Rep. Crockett: “I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”
by QueenOfTheNight_ May 30, 2024
Get the bleach blonde bad built butch bodymug. It's in the name. Possibly the greatest and worst thing to have been created in our current time period. Group containing members Dominic, Luca, Daniella and Jason.
by ABadExperience January 30, 2024
Get the A Bad Experience.mug. Bartender: what can I get ya?
Girl: six bad girl sprites please
Bartender: Black Cherry or Pineapple?
Girl: no one likes black cherry. Six pineapple por favor!
Girl: six bad girl sprites please
Bartender: Black Cherry or Pineapple?
Girl: no one likes black cherry. Six pineapple por favor!
by ablair05 November 14, 2020
Get the bad girl spritemug. by ted_is_not_eminem February 20, 2022
Get the Bad piggiesmug. Nah man. I was an entire group of people... Though... I can't remember what they call themselves... Extra special race... Chosen by God... Destined to rule over the holy land or mother land or something... They tried to genocide the de facto ancillary race of their home land... What did they call themselves? I cannot (for the life of me) remember the name...
Hym "Who Was The Bad Guy In WW2? Uuuuummmm... Well, when Israel commits a genocide... They are the good guys... Therefore, I can look at that precedent... And infer... Which means whichever side committed the genocide was the good guy... But what was their name...?"
by Hym Iam September 14, 2024
Get the Who Was The Bad Guy In WW2mug.