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bad friend

The usually unnatractive poor friend who resents that her friend is prettier than she is and gets all the attention.

Usually when out the prettier friend will be told how good looking she is all the time and admired by men and the uglier friend is ignored.

The prettier friend everyone will think is a model and all the guys hit on and the uglier friend gets ignored.

Then years later the ugly friend realizes what a failure her life is and how she will never have the brains or beauty to be successful or rich in life and she comes on the internet to hate and make up lies about the girl.
She does nothing all day but gossip and lie about you, what a bad friend.
by thankgodnotu March 30, 2009
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friend privilege

The granting of sex privileges to a friend.

Ref: Doonesbury cartoon strip 07/21/06
Carol gave me friend privilege. I'm going to have some geat times with her from now on.
by Carol K July 22, 2006
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Friend Zone

The state of being a virginal, whiny manchild who believes a woman owes him sex simply because he is nice to her. This often leads to posting long e/n threads on the internet about specific women being "vapid cunts" because they'd rather have sex with someone they're actually sexually attracted to. A manchild who believes he has been "friend zoned" rarely recognizes his own faults, and instead assumes that all women are just attracted to "assholes."
"I helped Rebecca with her research project and then I invited her to play Super Smash Bros, but the vapid cunt told me she had to leave because she was going on a date with Matt. That asshole doesn't even respect women. She totally put me in the friend zone. Maybe if I continue to be nice to her she'll eventually let me have unfulfilling sex with her."
by Cosmic Snake May 15, 2014
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mother friend

A demeaning term used for those individuals that "be friend mothers" or a replacement term used in front of uptight sex hungry nuns at catholic schools instead of mother fucker.
#1

A: Do you have any money for diet coke?

B: No..

A: You mother friend!

A: fuck shit horspiss son of two horned bitch mother fucker

B: What did you say, child of God?

A: fuck shit horspiss son of two horned bitch mother friend
by itssjessicababe1994 January 3, 2011
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[friend control]

an awesome friend in your life to point out the fucking losers in your life that are clingy, needy people who have nothing better to do than to try and mimic everything that all of their other friends are doing!
friend 1: "i am going to play "forever and ever" at my wedding when i walk down the aile"
crazy friend: "i am soooo going to play "forever and ever" at my wedding too!"
friend control aka normal person: "omg, she is copying everything u do! you GOTTA lose this loser!"
by boogirl January 18, 2009
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great friends

Less than best friends. When you feel as if you're very close to someone as best friends and they downgrade you to "great friends"
Klaudia& Eva: "we're so close!"
Conor: " yes. Like more than friends. Almost like great friends!"
by Cupcake25666 October 15, 2016
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unicorn friend

A YouTuber that you love but they have no idea you exist but YOU love them so much you feel like you are friends
He's my unicorn friend
by The Tjh August 13, 2016
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