its some crack head made story about eating candy but really about doing drugs and the new one is scary with the new Willy Wonka
by asdf-orever July 20, 2005
Get the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factorymug. Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.
That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.
by Richard Kraft August 28, 2006
Get the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martinmug. can be done with a girl you just met or a gay guy that you've had a serious relationship for 3 months. its done right after having anal sex remove your penis from the over sized anal hole and violently squeeze pudding into the anal hole and eating that bad boy with a spoon.
by sexfreak 619 February 4, 2009
Get the San Diego Chocolate Milkshakemug. by Huge Black Nigger August 17, 2011
Get the Low Fat Chocolate Milkmug. a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.
look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.
by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005
Get the chocolate covered custerd fuckermug. "Going to little Timmys birthday party at the petting zoo has given me the chocolate pumpkin spice temptation."
by Shnar September 16, 2008
Get the chocolate pumpkin spice temptationmug. i had the milk handy so i figured why not cool my boys down grab my girl and enjoy a chocolate golf ball...
by unionstar702 June 15, 2010
Get the chocolate golf ballmug.