To drive a thumb/finger deep in your partners ass while having sex, then remove the thumb/finger and insert it in your partners mouth.
My girlfriend was being a bitch all day, so when I was nailing her that night, I gave her the Swiss Cake Role.
by Q-en November 07, 2003
A delicious meal made by your Alaskan grandmother that you enjoy each time you visit her.
What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?
What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?
by CuriousSnail April 17, 2016
When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.
Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.
Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?
Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!
Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?
Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!
by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! October 30, 2006
by TigerJonesWaffleCraze May 10, 2009
john: im not walking down that street
steve: for what nothings going to happen
john: well i heard about this area
steve: nigga stop acting like a cup cake and lets go
steve: for what nothings going to happen
john: well i heard about this area
steve: nigga stop acting like a cup cake and lets go
by dirty_dirty_dirty October 06, 2010
A Certain Individual who is a Retard, Fails there exams and has to have help by a member of staff from there school.
by kshjsjsk April 12, 2008
by camodude December 28, 2007