Swiss Cake Role

To drive a thumb/finger deep in your partners ass while having sex, then remove the thumb/finger and insert it in your partners mouth.

My girlfriend was being a bitch all day, so when I was nailing her that night, I gave her the Swiss Cake Role.

by Q-en November 6, 2003

Alaskan Crab Cake

A delicious meal made by your Alaskan grandmother that you enjoy each time you visit her.

What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?

My Grandma made delicious Alaskan Crab Cakes for us when we visited her last March.

by CuriousSnail June 8, 2016

Persian cake topper

When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.

Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.

Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?

Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!

by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

philipino pound cake

a girl is donkey punched by a filipino guy and eats a cake frosted with her feces.

Meg Ryan felt pretty bad after eating a philipino pound cake last night.

by TigerJonesWaffleCraze May 9, 2009

cup cake

a male acting like a punk

john: im not walking down that street

steve: for what nothings going to happen

john: well i heard about this area

steve: nigga stop acting like a cup cake and lets go

by dirty_dirty_dirty October 7, 2010

deuce cake

someone who is snipeing on Cod 4 :Call of Duty 4

There is a deuce cake on the roof of building 1

by camodude January 10, 2008

Tard Cake

A Certain Individual who is a Retard, Fails there exams and has to have help by a member of staff from there school.

What a Tard Cake!!
What a Full on Ree
100% Tard

by kshjsjsk April 12, 2008