pet de shelly

petting the shell of someone’s head

Saleena is pet de shelly

by pet de shelly 101 April 19, 2019

Fruito De Realo

Someone who is very guillable and will believe anything, a fruito de realo.

Kid 1 :"Have you ever seen the movie Fruito De Realo? ...It's a forgien film.... but Brad Pitt's in it. It's the saddest movie ever! Brad Pitt's a druglord! And one day he dies because he bit off a piece of his ciagrette and choked on it. Leaving his son an orphan. And his mother was also a pothead so she died because druglord number two- his name is literally number two, actually it's numero twoono (seeing as its a foreign movie) kills her. "

Kid 2: "No, never seen it"

Kid 1: I CANT BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT, YOU'RE A REAL FRUITO DE REALO!

by Beastybeastyboo. May 13, 2011

De-blurp

Verb; to excise something that is ugly or displeasing to the eye

Nice work de-blurping that PPT presentation the other day!

by De-blurper March 2, 2021

De wey

“De Wey” is commonly searched by warriors originating from the African country of Uganda. When an Ugandan citizen mentions “De Wey” they are reffering to a holy and safe passage back to their motherland, Uganda. Ugandan Warriors will tell you that you must have ‘Ebola’ to know “De Wey”. Ebola can only affect a Ugandan person positively, so Ebola is not a problem to Ugandan Warriors. A Queen of the Ugandan people will always know “De Wey”, and it is highly advised that you avoid any contact with a Ugandan Queen or you may get attacked by the Ugandan Warriors.

Guy 1: Who are those warriors going towards us?

Ugandan Warrior 1: Excuse me sir, do you kno de wey?

Guy 2: What?

Ugandan Warrior 2: (Talking to Ugandan Warrior 1) no my brooda, they do not kno de wey. You have to have de ebola to kno de wey.

Guy 3: What the fuck?

by Accelt my handle please January 21, 2018

Griff de Sanzo

The name of a man who was heavily pressured into committing suicide on January 15 2010 at the age of 17. Used as a term for people who aren’t feeling the best physically, mentally, and/or emotionally and they feel overwhelmed by their situation.

I’ve been feeling like griff de sanzo in 2010.

by Marshhyyy February 5, 2023

De-tentacle

To take off the arms of a squid and make calamari

Bryan de-tentacles squids for a living

by Ucychirchh July 25, 2016

Vu Ja De

(n.) The ominous and eerie feeling that you get when you feel that something has NEVER happened to you! It is the opposite of de ja vu, which is the feeling that you've done something before.

Whoa, I had a total vu ja de moment there... I don't think I've ever done that before... CREEPY.

by Larry the Llama Wizzard June 9, 2010