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Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.
Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.
by bitchuck September 3, 2025
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African-American Yute

Some African-American Yute shot up my homie's homie Quavon.
by BrickWallWilliams October 6, 2025
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All-American Poop-Out

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.
I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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American Sushi

When a United States Marine chops up a old Japanese lady after being told to get out of their country.
Person 1 : Did you read the paper today? Another marine cut up a old Japanese lady for insulting old glory.

Person 2 : Oh in the marines we call that American Sushi !
by Monkeypoop01 September 5, 2025
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American school

An american school, aka a shooting range, is where hillbillies go to test there aim.
"hey dude, do you want to go practice our aim with my new m16 i bought at target?"

"Ok, i will meet you at the shooting range... Wait nvm, we will meet at the american school."
by Oven whaleson November 6, 2021
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American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.
Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.
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american style dating

She went out with John on Wednesday and Peter on Thursday, she loves her american style dating.
by fluffy7 April 13, 2014
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