crack turtle

A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.

Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."

by thepranxter March 21, 2018

Cracked

Had sex

Yea I cracked Tina yesterday

by No one has been arrested June 22, 2025

Ass crack

A persons fashion and or style

Damn I love ur ass crack

by Skizzy February 1, 2023

Cracking your neck

When you're on the bus and someone cracks their neck so hard it sounds like a glow stick

Guy 1: *cracking his neck*
Guy 2: "Damn you be cracking your neck so hard i bet it'll glow in the dark tonight."

by GavRaz August 25, 2022

Crack

“Crack” essentially means to “Fuck”. If you’re “crackin” shorty, then you’re having sex.

Damn shorty bad as fuck, I’m tryna crack that.

Stop glazin shorty, you not finna crack.

by Wabi Sabi SP September 9, 2025

Crack plunger

When you put a crack pipe up your nose and a plunger in your asshole

Billy is really addicted to doing crack plungers

by Sloppytoppy zongas June 9, 2020

Is it crack

When you do something out of the normal

Why are you eating candle wax ? Is it crack?

by Sheck Vezzus April 10, 2020