cheese doodle

a very large clitoris. Resembling a small penis.

Joe- dude that wrestler China is hot!!
frank- yeah but she's got a cheese doodle
Joe- eww

by sedated.sarah May 31, 2009

cheese log

1. A huge Shit thats makes your pants feel looser.

2. A shit so big it clogs the toilet.

3. Word your man uses to describe the shit he just took.

Man you should come look at this cheese log i just made.

by stevesgirl June 15, 2008

Cheese Sandwich

someone that is a complete douche bag.

1.You fucking cheese sandwich ass bitch!
2.Fuck you, you god damn cheese sandwich.
3.Quit being such a fucking cheese sandwich.

by Convrse27allstar June 3, 2006

cheeses of nazareth

A convention held in Nazareth County where various cheeses are eaten and discussed. Also known as CON.

"Dude, Go drink wine eat cheese."
"Dude, f*** off to CON."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

cheese weasel

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore; gold digger.

Verb: To take or hog something with total disregard to the owner; to greedily take or keep something to one's self that is supposed to be shared; bogart.

Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!

by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

Biggie cheese

An overweight person who is addicted to the smell of cheese

My best friend is a biggie cheese

by Ji jo November 29, 2019

Wheel of Cheese

A reference to the Australian movie 'Crackerjack' (2003). The Wheel of Cheese is an item at the staid Cityside Bowling Club. It is meant to be used to make cheese and crackers...and ONLY cheese and crackers! In the film it is misused by the central character to make an actual sandwich and is used as a device to suggest the tearing down of a particular sacred cow.

Don't mess with the Wheel of Cheese.

by majmeyer May 27, 2012