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Take the wife somewhere nice

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?
by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021
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Lott Take

The antithesis of a hot take. A Lott Take eschews any meaningful insight instead providing only obvious observations. E.g. "We didn't win the game because the offense didn't score enough points and the defense allowed too many points."
Can't wait to read this week's Lott Take *eye roll*
by Monkey Boiz November 11, 2022
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take gate

"Take gate" is a wordplay on "to take offense" (= take a fence), because offense sounds similar to "a fence".
He took gate when she talked about him. Why does he always take gate?
by tenderjoe May 17, 2010
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take care of your gun

Take care of your gun: What David Virgo says when someone tries to mess with him, meaning to take care of their ass (gand/gun in hindi)
When someone tried to start trouble with David, he just said, 'Take care of your gun,' meaning they better watch out and handle their own business
by Silversurfer789 January 12, 2025
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"I'll take your word on it Alex Jones" ~ Also Tucker Carlson
Hym "You see how they lie? It seems like Christianity cannot continue to exist if Christians don't unapologetically lie with every breath they take. He says he's a grow ass man and he's not taking anybody's word on anything and then he tells Alex Jones that he's going to take his word on whatever he was saying in that episode. Hell. He doesn't think he should have to go there but he WILL condemn me to there for NOT lying. Right? They think they are God. That is the religion. God says don't lie. Tucker LIES ANYWAY. And we are supposed to sit here and pretend he's justified he's doing ANYTHING in the name of his religion. If he condemn ANYTHING it's because he's a Christian.... And then he LIES. Which isn't allowed. He (specifically) isn't allowed to do it."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>Start Taking It As A Question And Stop Taking It As A Warning<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Start Taking It As A Question And Stop Taking It As A Warning<.7.9.7.6.>
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Taking Out The Kids

An ominous text you get from someone: could be talking about murder, could be talking about fast food.
"Linda, I'm taking out the kids. They earned it."
by asdfghjkl0345 May 27, 2019
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