poo

Brown, sloppy stuff that comes out of your arse. Some poos have chewing gum in them and some have sweetcorn in.

There is a poo in the toilet!!

by eloise the unicorn February 11, 2015

Revenge poo

When you kick the dog out of the bedroom for privacy during sweet slow love making, and pupper poos on the carpet in the living room.

What's that noise babe? Omg, she took a revenge poo by the door.

by Ictinypeople September 23, 2021

Poo

SLANG FOR POO POOO

UR MOMMA FARTED SO HARD THE POOed HERSELF

by MY PP IS 3cm LONG (dm me 😉😜) October 23, 2022

poo

How curly hair fanatics call shampoo

I've been no-poo for 1 week

by nopoo May 6, 2019

Leaky-poo

A type of dog that eats poop

That dog is a nasty little leaky-poo

by Love_my_words September 17, 2020

Poo ass

When somebody calls u at a dinner 20 or more times and at late night when ur tryna talk to hoes

A poo ass Ring..Ring..Ring (picks up phone) Guy 1: hey bro I’ll call u back I’m at a dinner rn guy 2: k. 3 mins later guy 2: you done guy 1: stop u cuck

by Def king December 8, 2020

Poo-nami

Poo-nami
(noun)

That heart-stopping moment when a rogue turd is already floating, the toilet is clogged, and you know the next plunge will either save the day or unleash a catastrophic overflow of brown poo water onto the bathroom floor.

Staring down the floating log while the water crept higher, I realized one wrong plunge would trigger the bathroom apocalypse — a full-on poo-nami

by butch8069 October 3, 2025