Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.

"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"

by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016

pants guy

A guy by the name of bubba that does not own a pair of short. Some say if you walk in to his house he has over 80 pairs of pants but no shorts.

A pants guy wearing pants in situations where shorts should be worn

by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017

clean pants

Pants that might not actually be clean but look like it

I can’t find pants but these look clean so I’m gonna wear these “clean pants”

by Whatalldoyouwantfromme March 2, 2020

Pants

Shit i dont wear

Tyrone: yo you ever heard of pants?
Tyler: nah fuck that shit its for pussies

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

Ketchup Pants

Nickname of USD rugby player Kevin O'Connell due to him wearing the same red sweat pants to every practice for two years

Look theres ketchup pants being an asshole as usual

by Goose1234567890 April 8, 2009

pants key

A really nice vehicle, that is used to pick up women and act as the "key" to their pants.

We got my 1965 Ford Galxie 500 XL all fixed up and shiny, that thing is a total pants key!

Damn, that thing is a pants key.

by H1N1777 July 3, 2016

blue pants

When you have blue pants and you have a flip phone in your red pants and you ate your sussy pink pants no cap

You are a blue pants sussy Baka

by Not sussy Baka May 26, 2021