monkey sprog

colloquial term for any of the liquid agents used in motor repairs- grease, oil, hand cleaner etc.

ahh shit I got this black monkey sprog all over my hands, better go use the white stuff to get it off before i get the monkey sprog on my clothes.

by Benny! April 20, 2004

monkey funky

When something is B-bobbin shizle biscuit; flattering; amazing; cool; nice.

"Hey... that shirt is monkey funky!"

by Nene December 10, 2003

monkey grind

when you focused on that monkey grind, focused on that climb, reject humanity

and become monkey

"he be on his monkey grind"

by Zacco January 11, 2021

horny monkey

A person that cannot contain their horniness, in the same way how monkeys are savage and uncivilized.

Arutharan: I just wanna grab her big mommy milkers, they're so... they're so voluptuous and juicy!
Abi: behave you horny monkey

by BurnerMan1234 January 21, 2021

monkey spin

A way of life.

Monkey: im gonna spin

*monkey spins*

Everytime a monkey spins, the end of humanity gets closer by 10%

by God of Monkey January 29, 2021

Penis monkey

A monkey Who will steal your penis and force feed you it

Person 1: the penis monkey went into my room last night person 2: how did the penis taste? Person 1: surprisingly good

by Food guy 2 February 4, 2021

boots the monkey

a high motherfucker on a stupid show

person:who's a high motherfucker on a stupid show
boots the monkey:me

by jason wachenheim February 13, 2021