When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
Get the Alice Springs fire fightermug. so quick and easy to use, you might forget you even got bitten. For fire ant bites, or any other bug bite or sting, instant relief is easy: Simply unscrew the cap to expose the roll-on applicator. Give the bottle a couple of shakes, then apply generously to the entire affected area for immediate relief.
by Wendysfg May 9, 2023
Get the Fire-Outmug. When you and your buddy are silly pussyfucking the horsejizz out of two different girls in two different rooms and after you both semenize their clits you and your broad meet your buddy and his whore in the kitchen. Once you have met, you high five your buddy and switch girls. Only this time, you have to stick your chocolate in her chocolate factory.
“Last night, me and Spencer absolutely Chinese fire drill’d the cowshit out of two black hookers.”
“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022
Get the Chinese Fire Drillmug. by Smuchuu January 16, 2022
Get the fire fighting squirtmug. by LGBTLounge June 13, 2019
Get the Fire Fudgemug. A ninjutsu where fire shot from the jutsu caster goes around the moon forming a ring. The ring of fire shoots at the target and everyone else within a 100 mile radius.
by Zach7512 June 2, 2021
Get the Ring of fire eclipsemug. by BurntToast7 December 3, 2020
Get the Dumpster Firemug.