bros before hoes:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
by kleptooo October 16, 2011
A girl who is selfish and will make everyone's life miserable as long as she is the center of attention. Loves drama.
"Paige lied to my face so she could be the center of attention"
"Don't worry, Hardy is just a fake ass hoe"
"Don't worry, Hardy is just a fake ass hoe"
by fphforlife January 12, 2017
When you have sex with a girl from behind only shes laying on her stomach, hands outstretched. This position allows for some rough sex.
by Soulja Pete January 13, 2008
by Allegra Sinclair April 06, 2007
Ratched ass hoe is a term used to describe a Bitch who not only lacks class, but also doesnt recognize class either internally or externally.
by Sir steamer May 27, 2017
When some one is high as fuck
by Blinker King October 15, 2022
"ugh zeus fucks everything!"
Zeus: "imma do it"
Me: "hoe dont do it"
Zeus: *fucks something*
Me: "oh my god!"
Zeus: "imma do it"
Me: "hoe dont do it"
Zeus: *fucks something*
Me: "oh my god!"
by you.assbutt March 27, 2015