DONT TRUST DEM BURDS MAN, THEY HAVE EYES ON THE BACK OT THEYR HEAD, IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU THEY ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING AND WE DONT KNOW SO STAY AWAY FROM THEM PLEASE. thank you :)
Person1: aw man look at that bird, it looks suspicious
Person2: he looks like he wants us dead
Bird: * attacks de humanos * -.-.
Person2: he looks like he wants us dead
Bird: * attacks de humanos * -.-.
by Ebola:> April 22, 2020

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by Bwaaaaah November 16, 2020

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).
The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.
The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.
i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.
this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..
this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..
by gritpoit February 7, 2010

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