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Jesus's Love

A drug comprised of Acid and THC oil frozen with a piece of sheep's heart in the middle representing the sacrifice of the Lamb of God (Made in Ice Trays and crushed to be eaten).
Guy: Yo bro can I get some of that Jesus's Love?

Plug: Yeah dude it's 50 a piece you'll be tripping for weeks.
by Bac Helor June 6, 2018
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Jesus Alvarez

a cute boy , usually Hispanic popular' you are not worth his time unless your nice or you earn it he seems mean but is really sweet and kind he is competitive good hair athletic usually plays a sport like football or wrestling is awesome with babies and loves them short dosent weigh much but still super cute he has a bit of a bubble butt usually kinda dumb cause he can't realize the perfect girl is right in front of him
Girl A: Man you are so lucky to be dating Jesus Alvarez

Girl B: ikr he is so sweet but it took some time for him to like me but he is amazing
by hiramlodge June 10, 2018
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Jedi Jesus

by Nigga1233333333333 June 10, 2018
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Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.
"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"
by dsx815 May 31, 2018
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Jesus Christ

1. The name of God in the flesh in Christianity. Jesus Christ is apart of The Holy Trinity, comprised of God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit.
2. An expletive to show disapproval or shock (at something).
(Fun fact) Christ is not his name, it comes from the Greek word "Christos" which means "the anointed one". So it actually means "Jesus the Anointed One".
Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior.
Jesus Christ, Becky! WTF!?
by Maple420 August 11, 2022
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Jesus of the suburbs

Anyone who calls themselves Jesus of the suburbs is obviously full of shit.
Jesus of the suburbs was a great suburb leader
by Entity010 August 12, 2022
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Melatonin Jesus

Melatonin Jesus is a popular character from the absolute fucking AWESOME religion that is Melatonism.
If you are apart of the Melatonism religion and know who this guy is your a FUCKING GAMER HOLY SHIT I WANT TO RIP OUT THE TROUGHTS ON EVERYONE WHO DOESNT AGREE WITH YOUR OPINION. if you are apart of this religion your will get all the bitches like holy cow to many bitches, there will be so many bitches you will get the national #1 bitch gatherer in the entire world much like the Yoinky Sploinky dance move.
The creator of Melatonism and Melatonin Jesus is a YouTuber named MrGamingGuy and he is the founding father of Melatonism.
Guy 1: yo dude have you heard of Melatonism?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: “gives 10 hours explanation on what Melatonism is and about all the achievements Melatonin Jesus has made”
Guy 2: holy shit I need to fucking kiss you on the moulth now
by MrGamingGuy August 21, 2022
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