David

A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.

“Man, David didn’t show up again. Add a day!”

by El negro del whatsapp June 26, 2025

NSK David

The best rapper ever.

I just listened to the best rapper NSK David.

by Bob the booster October 7, 2020

cheeky david

a cheeky david is when a geography teacher is caught off duty in a hooters

look at that cheeky david!

by sike mfker February 14, 2023

Do a David Cox

Shit myself whilst out running

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.

by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024

David Rubino

an Italian entrepreneur famous for his catch phrase "Sono n'omo popo gentile"

woman: Hi Rubbi you want to get into bed with me?
David Rubino: te stacco a caposscia na capito io faccio e reaccio a modo mio e non me devi romperca viva duccio

by Uomobomba July 26, 2022

David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped the border!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

David

A really hot Turkish guy, he pulls all the girls like daut there twins and also is has the best game and is the best boyfriend you’ll ever have

David- he is like a loyal person and is just like his dad

by anonymous November 21, 2021