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Chris

The sexiest name ever. Chris is the type of guy you meet that leaves an impression that you will never forget. He has a certain aura about him that you can never get over. His bluntness, goofiness and immaturity is one of a kind and something you find annoying at first but can’t help but to overlook it. Deep down he’s emotional, shy quiet guy. His shyness and awkwardness is what makes him cute. He’s an artistic typa dude, loves music, film.. all that jazz and he’s worth listening to for hours. His beliefs, views, and likes are uniquely fitting to him. When you think about Chris. Everything about him just makes sense.
Girl: wow who’s that cute guy over there??

Me: oh that’s Chris, but he’s mine <3
by Giggs1102 November 21, 2021
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Chris Wadey Breakfast

Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.
by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021
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Chris is de knapste en slimste persoon die je ooit hebt ontmoet. Je kan hem maar beter bevriend houden, want met hem in jouw leven heb je enkel nog geluk! Vergeet Chris niet soms even te knuffelen, daardoor laad zijn energie op en kan hou jou weer geluk bieden. Een Chris in je leven is net zoals tandpasta, je kan niet zonder!
Jongen 1: "Ik heb net met Chris geknuffeld"
Jongen 2: "Dan heb je veel geluk!"
by JasperUitBrabant November 21, 2021
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Christen is a good looking person noticed as the bitch taker and will take your bitch and you’ll never notice
by Christenalations November 21, 2021
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Chris

Chris's are usually dangerous men. They like little girls and been to prison a lot. He is the kind of guy to give alchohol to underaged impressionable children and sells drugs. Chris's usually are very manipulative and delusional. Very dysfunctional. Chris's should be in prison they're whole life for the evil shit they did or might do.
"I think my daughter was molested!"
"By who?"
"Idk?!"
"His name must have been chris."
"How do you know?"
"Most scum bags are named chris."
by Factsheet November 21, 2021
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Chris

“Chris you that nigga ngl
by Niggathatchris November 21, 2021
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Chris

fly ass Nīgga and will fuck the shit out your bitch, he gets mad bread and is fly asf.
he really the don
omg bitch is that chris”
by Siiy November 21, 2021
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