Boner cemetery

Dude, did you watch that boring risk management seminar? What a boner cemetery.
by hl friendly December 09, 2022
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Strategic boner

Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.
Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.
by TheMisterMan January 04, 2022
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Lady Boner

When a girls gets turned on, or gets hard while peeing and makes it 10 times harder
Oh my God, Im peeing and I have a lady boner
by KJZCore June 20, 2022
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Lady boner

When a lady sees a man with a boner the lady also gets a boner
A man with a boner approaches. Man: Hey, sweetie pie! The lady sees the man's boner. The lady gets a boner. Lady: "I think i got a Lady boner"
by ghostwithaboner May 26, 2024
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Lady boner

I have a lady boner
by Maddythemuncher May 30, 2018
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Neck Boner

When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck
My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner
by NateTheHater April 12, 2014
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Billy Boner

A absolute legend with the aul hurl that gets unlimited bitches and loves lollipops like a true man. A Billy Boner is an absolute sex bomb.
Girl 1: omg is that Billy Boner with his iconic lollipop

Girl 2: OMG Billy Boners are so hot

Both:* swoon*
by Tranny Fanny August 01, 2022
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