Boner Swag

The waddle/limp walk that a person (male, trans-gender) Does when they have a boner.

I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!

by ajhgui1 August 11, 2012

Retweet boner

The excitement you get from being retweeted.

That celebrity just retweeted me. It totally gave me a retweet boner.

by Schwaah February 6, 2020

Cheesy Boner

A person who knowingly procrastinates even though something has to be taken care of within an allotment of time and then pushes the responsibility of the task onto someone else, making them a cheesy boner.

Bill was a cheesy boner and made Tom complete all of the work to make sure the project was done on time.

by Fireman 28 September 18, 2014

Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.

Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.

by Lillykins January 30, 2015

Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob April 19, 2018

Wicked Boner

A Wicked Boner is part of a NFT collection available at opensea

Dude thats a wicked boner!

by Igor1021 September 12, 2021

Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.

When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her

by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022