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Bag Smasher

Noun

A person who works for an airline or hotel who carelessly or maliciously handles luggage in a manner that causes damage.
Those lousy bag Smashers damaged my suitcase.
by Carl Morning November 8, 2018
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bag meter

a quantification of how full one's bag is. the bag in question is filled with any measure of success (e.g. cash, gains, happiness, body count)
"Yo vinnie what's yo bag meter at?"

"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."

"Word."

Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"

"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"

"Bet"
by mynamenotnotjeff February 21, 2019
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Jone Bag

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.

Commonly used phrase: you will suffer
Minimalist, wears only one sweater every day. Probably changed shirt?

A cool guy, might let you copy off of his work
Is NOT fucking around he will slit your fucking throat.
Chooses not to do any non-math homework
Person 1: oh no I didnt finish my homework
Person 2: it's okay, Jone didn't even try to do his
Person 1: who's Jone?
Person 2: that's Jone Bag, that one scrub who cleans, but doesnt change his CLOTHES
by IdkWater February 23, 2019
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Marshmallow Bag

Referring to a female's 'down under'

Credit to me and SparrowQuantic for creating this term
A: So I was touching my marshmallow bag...
by R a v e l February 26, 2019
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Bag Bitch

In EMS, a bag-bitch refers to an incompetent newbie, usually a cadet or fresh EMT, who is stuck carrying the basic-life-support bag while the senior EMT or Paramedic on scene performs patient treatment. Such a person may also serve as a walking-coat hanger for other kinds of bags and miscellaneous tools on a scene involving many medics, and may be upgraded to an errand-boy (one who does basic tasks and fetches medications from the dozens of bags and compartments) once they demonstrate some level of competence.
"Hey Miles, does that new guy have any potential, or is he just a Bag Bitch?"

"Oh, he's a Bag Bitch alright. Total FNG."
by CaptainQuadmay March 4, 2019
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Shaking that bag

On the streets shaking that bag often means you got a oz of weed or drugs anything you put in baggie so you say I'm shaking that bag of example...
Lexi: Hey B i bet you don't got no weed do you? :B what you mean I been shaking that bag girl
by Brock420 December 20, 2018
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Dooshá-bag

1. Mix a Jersey Shore male cast member with a Jerry Springer redneck,parent's money, aviator sunglasses,1 pair of fingerless gloves and a photo album of ex-girlfriend's(drunk and naked)of course but not by choice. Best chin gum chewing bitch I've ever met.
1.My husband forwarded me about his lifelong dooshá-bag friend .
2.Bar scene:Vomiting female at the end of bar and dooshá-bag already has alibi.

3.D Hartnotmyman dooshá-bag grow up and get off your parents insurance.

4.Even wears his dooshá-bag outfit while he is working.

5.Dooshá-bag shut the fuck up!
by Charles Sandercox June 16, 2018
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