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Hoe Bag

A guy that denied being a hoe bag but really is one.
Jalen denies he is a hoe bag. In reality Jalen is a hoe bag.
by Joe Bag 18 October 14, 2018
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piping bag

When a female pokes a hole in a condom and the male counterpart squeezes the remnants onto her cakes
Dude I’m so ready to use my piping bag on your little sister
by Uncookedchocken October 26, 2018
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Icing Bag

When you have protected sex and after climaxing you save the condom in the fridge for later use. The next day or several days later you use the previous condom by flipping it inside out and putting the condom on. You partner then performs oral sex on you while seeming to lick the "icing" off the icing bag. When you have to come to completion for the second time inside the condom, you then cut the tip off the condom and use it like an icing bag to feed your partner.
Mom: What were you both dong last night to make all that noise?
Son: Oh, dont worry. I was just giving my girlfriend an icing bag.
by Yeet-le-yeet October 27, 2018
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Bag Smasher

Noun

A person who works for an airline or hotel who carelessly or maliciously handles luggage in a manner that causes damage.
Those lousy bag Smashers damaged my suitcase.
by Carl Morning November 8, 2018
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bag meter

a quantification of how full one's bag is. the bag in question is filled with any measure of success (e.g. cash, gains, happiness, body count)
"Yo vinnie what's yo bag meter at?"

"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."

"Word."

Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"

"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"

"Bet"
by mynamenotnotjeff February 21, 2019
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Jone Bag

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.

Commonly used phrase: you will suffer
Minimalist, wears only one sweater every day. Probably changed shirt?

A cool guy, might let you copy off of his work
Is NOT fucking around he will slit your fucking throat.
Chooses not to do any non-math homework
Person 1: oh no I didnt finish my homework
Person 2: it's okay, Jone didn't even try to do his
Person 1: who's Jone?
Person 2: that's Jone Bag, that one scrub who cleans, but doesnt change his CLOTHES
by IdkWater February 23, 2019
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Marshmallow Bag

Referring to a female's 'down under'

Credit to me and SparrowQuantic for creating this term
A: So I was touching my marshmallow bag...
by R a v e l February 26, 2019
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