michael

is an immature white boy who will cheat, lie, abuse, manipulate and gaslight you to get his own way and also have an open relationship. DONT date a michael you will want to die.

person1: i fucking hate michael
person2: me too he’s so fucking gay

by coochieflaps February 15, 2024

Michael

the more well known term for lean

a mix of cough syrup, sprite and jolly ranchers

trust me, everyone says «sippin the michael»

i am unable to put down the container holding the after mentioned michael

bro, i think the doctor gave me michael or something, im geekin tf out rn

by mommymilkmaster January 26, 2025

michael omilon

Badass mawfukka you don't wanna meet in the streets, but if you get a chance to experience him, he's a freak in the sheetz.

Michael omilon's one bad ass mawfukka, I seen him Superman a badass hoe.

by Omilon December 20, 2016

Michael

badass, drives crv

michaels crv is pretty badass ngl.
joe - hey peter

by Doesn'tDriveCRV,ISwear May 25, 2021

Michael Byrnes

GAA Analytic in one of national teams. Owns a ROBLOX group with 16.000 people called Ro-fa. Has done bad decisions which allowed RO-FA ho downhill.

- Hey, have you heard what happened to RO-FA and why everyone goes to PFA or MFA?
- Michael Byrnes fucked it up again...
- Aww man.

by Calm, issa joke. July 13, 2020

michael tasevski

A Shiite skinny fuck that likes yr8 (Alana) that are flat fuck a bitch in a pond and put a hook in a bitch

We love u Michael Tasevski

by Michael Tasevski October 27, 2020

michael spray

Ugly ass whore who thinks he can fight PERIOD SUS!!

GIRL-EWWW michael spray

FAT ASS

by Gabe the bitch May 15, 2019