Chris and Onya

They are the most wonderful couple in the world, there ship name is Conya. They will forever be in my heart. They are amazing long live Conya, long live Conya, LONG LIVE CONYA, LONG LIVE CONYA!!
Chris: I love you

Onya: i love you more boo
Alex (there best friend): Awe you guys are soooo cute please kiss
Chris: Um oh ok
Onya: ummm ok boo
Chris and Onya kiss behind a bush and live happily ever after
by hahahahafuckensavagealexbitch November 07, 2017
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Chris-Fist'em!

When Chris wont stop fisting himself and other dogs in his neighboorhood.
Ben: Yo what ever happened to Chris after school on friday?
Ryan: I think he was up all night playing "Chris-Fist'em!"
by JGGJR February 21, 2017
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Chris M

Someone who smells great, wears a big cock everyday and loves to smoke that herb
Damn Chris M, not only are you big wooded. You be making that pot smell bless
by MacDaddy2023 October 10, 2023
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Chris McCourted

Borrowing money and never paying it back
Has he still not payed you back yet mate.
No

you've been Chris McCourted
by pay back time February 17, 2019
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Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
by entercreativepseudonymhere January 22, 2021
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Chris Browning

"ow he just hit Rhianna!"
"yeah he need to stop Chris Browning
by leumaspc July 27, 2017
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chris hedges

biggest twat going thinks he is solid cos he walks arounf with a butter knife....if you take the piss out of his obese ass cat he will come for you during the night in his shitty tracksuite with a gold shirt on.
chris hedges is over their! what a cunt
by chris hedges June 02, 2019
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