Jedi Shit

That good weed

Ay bro, you got that Jedi shit?

by TROCKKKKKKK October 28, 2018

Shock shit

When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.

Wae aye man, the water went right up me bum and I did a shock shit.

by GEORDIE SHOCK SHIT March 26, 2021

little shit

what you say when a little kid talks shit

The Fuck You Say To Me ,You Little Shit!

by (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━✿✿✿✿✿✿ February 27, 2019

Thanks Shitting

The act of taking an enormous shit the day after thanksgiving.

Wow tomorrow is going to be a great Thanks Shitting

by Dick loads of ass December 3, 2010

Pickle Shits

A horrific fart (Silent but deadly or loud and proud) that smells rankedly of spoiled dill pickles and a steaming pile of shit.

"Damn bro, that pickle shits smells ranked! Check your pants dude!"

by Smc43 June 16, 2022

Lambrini Shits

The morning after effects of consuming 3 bottles of this fine vintage to aid inebriation before going on a night out.

"Drinking that Lambrini last night ran right through me, I've woken up with Lambrini shits"

by Gooner god January 23, 2012

pit shit

Defined as:
a long duration trip, when a huge cunting buildup of feces blocks the anal pathway, preventing the trucker on continuing his long distance trip. Without leaving the car, at a pit stop the trucker sticks his grotty ass cheeks out the door, taking a massive shit and continues without wiping.

Me and benny went drove in the ol scania, and as i was diggin in to the zinger box, i notice a rank reeking smell. In my peripheral vision i observed the mad cunt, as he unhitches the fat slugish diabolical load of feces. By the time it slipped out of his anuscrack, his johnsons where back on, and we were zinging on cunt. Cant believe he just pit shit.

Greg wondered if the large turd on the side of the highway, pit shit out by a trucker, was going to be utilized later that night with his misso, the ol alabama hotpocket way.

by Mong off February 22, 2022