Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.

Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?

by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023

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Ranch Retard

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.

Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard

by ranchretardation March 16, 2024

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Pronoun retard

A person of tremendously lower intelligence that feels the need to deliberate display or mention their pronouns

He's got pronouns in his social media bio, so you shouldn't expect much logic or sense from a pronoun retard

by Ford Femboy August 12, 2024

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Peak Retardation

Just Peak Stupidity Retard Activities

What the Fuck? Im just Peak Retardation.

by Seras victoria August 21, 2024

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Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024

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