Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food and most of the teachers are arses.

" Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary"

" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".

by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022

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If it wasn’t for Park Tutoring, I wouldn’t be attending an Ivy League school.

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cowboy parked

parked completely sideways, as if you have never seen a parking lot before.

He cowboy parked the fuck out of that truck. Damn near in three different parking spots.

by big bear941 April 12, 2014

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Warden Park

The quintessential foreign orgy of retarded children, full of teachers that would rather lay naked in the bronze bull then help a child who is at the brink of turning into kratos flying off a cliff. The year 11s are either fucking pricks who think they’re the dogs bollocks wearing trapstar coats and smoking at the back of the classroom, or neeks that come in incest hoards where they all date each other and wank each other off in the hallways. Now year 7s are safe in the hallways because of the new headteacher, back in my day the year 11s were feared and no hallway was safe.

“Yes mate I’m moving to your school warden park”
“Fucking hell why on earth would you do that, it’s worse then Chailey heritage”
“ some teachers have to be nice”

by Fingleheimer January 30, 2025

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