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Mexican blow job

When you put hot sauce (salsa) around your dick and a girl wearing a sombrero sucks it
Dude! I got a Mexican blow job last night! I still haven't recovered!
by MC MACHONACHO December 13, 2016
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Mexican Hacky Sack

The act of fondling a man's salsa covered scrotal sack using only your feet, usually performed as foreplay.
"Dude that mexican chick we met last night gave me an awesome mexican hacky sack before she went down on me"
"Maria started her intimate night with her husband off right by whipping out the salsa and giving him a mexican hacky sack as foreplay"
by Anal-annihilator6969 November 7, 2015
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Mexican Bubble Bath

When you go to take a shit and just shit out froth and bubbles.
Also called a Cleveland Bubble Bath.
"We went to the local fast food place and when I went to the bathroom someone had made a steaming Mexican bubble bath in the sink!"
by Old Man McDickcheese July 18, 2017
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fat mexican spiderman

that one guy in times square, usually mexican and slighty overweight. he is dressed up as spiderman and is trying to get you to take a photo with him only to charge you money for it after. he can also be in any other superhero costume.
"hey I just saw fat mexican spiderman talking to those girls who have face paint over their tits to avoid indecent exposure."
"ew what a gross fat fuck."
by Mr Karrot June 17, 2018
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Mexican Panty Poser

Mexican panty poser is a Mexican drag queen or Mexican transgender.
Damn you see that Mexican Panty Poser on stage. His package is showing.
by BMFOTP February 12, 2019
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Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez

A gay Mexican wanna be black gangster, usually found on the streets of pg county, or riding around in bumper less Honda Accord with Lorenzo as passenger
I know this gay kid Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez
by Ztz727 June 5, 2018
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Mexican White Wash

When you Cum under a girls nose but obove her lip like a mustache.
Last night I gave you the thickest Mexican White Wash Ever!
by weirdapple April 29, 2019
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