fat mexican spiderman

that one guy in times square, usually mexican and slighty overweight. he is dressed up as spiderman and is trying to get you to take a photo with him only to charge you money for it after. he can also be in any other superhero costume.

"hey I just saw fat mexican spiderman talking to those girls who have face paint over their tits to avoid indecent exposure."
"ew what a gross fat fuck."

by Mr Karrot June 17, 2018

mexican rainbow kiss

Like a normal rainbow kiss but with shit and piss added to the period blood and cum.

That slut just got the Mexican rainbow kiss from the drug lord.

by El chap October 4, 2016

Mexican Fruity Pebbles

When a male gags himself until he vomits into a females gapping ass then they both continue to drink it out with silly straws

"So how'd your date with Drew go?!"
"It was amazing he gave me a bowl of Mexican fruity pebbles!"

by Tyrone the negro donkey February 1, 2017

Mexican blow job

When you put hot sauce (salsa) around your dick and a girl wearing a sombrero sucks it

Dude! I got a Mexican blow job last night! I still haven't recovered!

by MC MACHONACHO December 13, 2016

Mexican Magic Carpet

When a man dismounts his partner, sits on their back, and busts onto the back of their head; taking a healthy dump in the process.

Anne - Frank tried performing a mexican magic carpet on me last night; but he failed due to his lack of aim.

by JacquesLeCoqueGrande July 30, 2011

Mexican Panty Poser

Mexican panty poser is a Mexican drag queen or Mexican transgender.

Damn you see that Mexican Panty Poser on stage. His package is showing.

by BMFOTP February 12, 2019

Mexican White Wash

When you Cum under a girls nose but obove her lip like a mustache.

Last night I gave you the thickest Mexican White Wash Ever!

by weirdapple April 29, 2019