Blue haired bagel

A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.
Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024
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Sonic The Hedgehog Hair

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
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61 doll hairs

Consist of the names Bryan, Delbert, Alessandra, Hakeem, Robin, Gustavo, and Derry
Person: 61 doll hairs
Other Person: ohh I know who they are!
by Willstealyoman August 07, 2021
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vampire hair

Hair with vampire-like qualities. Such as an awesome widow's peak above the forehead.
" Hey, have you seen Eric the boy's hair? He's screechin' full throttle vampire hair. It makes me want to put a baboon onto orbit, bro!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
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snicker hair

A snicker hair is a long and grotesque pubic hair found on or near the toilet seat.
Obviously somebody in the office doesn't manscape because I found a snicker hair on the toilet seat.
by #bluecrew October 14, 2015
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Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .
Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.
by ItalianGuy99 June 21, 2015
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Brim's ass hairs

Brim is short for Brimstone, we all know his cake is thicker than Reyna's cake. Brims ass hair is essentially pubes which stands for dick hair, however in this case we are explaining his ass hairs. His ass hairs are pretty thick and soft. If you decide to touch it, it wont hurt you. It can be a little bit wet sometimes, but that's not the issue here. In all, Brim's ass hairs stand for brims ass cheek pubes.
Brim's ass hairs is the hair that is located on brimstone (Character from valorant)'s ass
by brim simper December 21, 2021
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