i'll give you ice cream

Freezing your cum and and slapping it across your partners face!!!

Oh, you want ice cream? I'll give you ice cream...

by Furnace boy June 8, 2016

Cream Puff

When you fart after someone cums in your ass

0h man, I really have to cream puff after being filled with cum in my ass

by Creampuffer November 30, 2022

Coogie Cream Fudge

The byproduct of anal sex where the cum and shit mix into a frothy mixture that sticks to the top of ones dick.

“After bob finished plowing Doyer in the ass, he noticed he had that nasty Coogie Cream Fudge on his dick, which he promptly made Doyer lick off”

by Mn2fuckery June 12, 2018

Sour Cream Bandit

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure

My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!

by deltron 3030 January 23, 2016

cream team

It was this small handsome leader named Chris that wanted to make a gang in Douglasvile so he came up wit a less harmless way to get in cream team, and trust me they every fine girl in Douglasvile cream. members: Chris,trayln,Zach,sharodd and others

The cream team not on nun fr 1 day later. When we linking with the cream team again 😫

by Secret admirer 🤭 June 24, 2022

North Dakota numbing cream

The act of sitting on your hand for several minutes until it becomes numb. Once that occurs, you proceed to masturbate with it for immense pleasure and relief.

Today I rushed home from soccer practice in order to enjoy a North Dakota numbing cream

by Riccardo_Di_Leo September 18, 2025

Milky Ice Cream

1. The poor man's Neapolitan ice cream
2. Ice cream mixed by a desperate man yearning for something different

im just gonna have to mix my own ice cream, its gonna taste weird cuz its gonna be mint chocolate chip, coffe and rocky raod, you know, some milky ice cream

by Metalpail April 14, 2008