Chris

A very sexual man. Hot as fuck and will eat you out like a god damn tuna taco. Besides for being a sex god, he is very loyal and kind. Chris will care for your every need. He is the kind of guy you go on a nice innocent stroll down the beach, holding his hand amd talking about you guys future, just to return to your house and have him make you scream Daddy.

"Chris is the guy every girl needs!"
"Chris is such a God, do you see those abs???"

"Oh my lord, Chris took me home last night and fufilled all my kinkest desires😍!"

by fuck_me.papi June 7, 2018

Chris Fixelius

Chris is the sexiest man on earth . He gets every girl. And usually does great in school. He got 81 procent on the good lookin scale. "Mamba out"

Oh take a look at that white boiii Chris Fixelius he is popping number threeee. Calling "Porzingis for MVP"

by Kristaps4MVP December 12, 2016

Chris Jericho

The greatest of all time, he has multiple nicknames "Lionheart" "The Man of 1,004 Holds" "Y2J" "The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla" "The Codebreaker" "The Saivor of the WWE" "The Painmaker" and most recently "Le Champion" his finisher The Judas Effect is the best new finisher of 2019 for me.

James: Do you like Chris Jericho?

Adam: of course I do. He got the words it, and quiet, a scarf , 2 lists, and a little bit of the bubbly over

by Memeboi22 December 27, 2019

chris and ysabel

the perfect couple that had it awkward in the beginning but ended up perfectly perfect for each other

i wish i had a relationship like chris and ysabel

by ysabely November 4, 2017

Chris loves David

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.

"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"

by BurgundysauceBackwards February 27, 2022

The Chris Cycle

A philosophical concept created by Ryn Ramz in an effort to explain the arguing methods of Chris Sanchez. The cycle can be dissolved down to this:
1. Make an argument
2. Get Proven Wrong.
3. Say "no"
4. Say "but..." and then present a new argument or arbitrary fact.
5. Repeat
Not to be confused with the historical revisionist concept of The Keegan Cycle invented in an attempt to defame keegan by the notorious Chris Sanchez.

"Traps are not gay."
"No.... Jesus was a vegetable"
"You're just using the Chris Cycle!"

by HighlyFunctionalAutism October 18, 2018

Chris

Has a limp dick .

Chris has such a limp dick he would fuck his pucker hole but his dick is to small.

by Yourmainmanpatricia July 25, 2019