Well butter my crumpets

An expression of incruligerity at the fact that something has happened or something is true. Could also be seen as shock at a given situation.

Man City just lost to Burnley 3-2 after being 2 ahead with only 10 mins to go. "Well butter my crumpets, would you look at that."

by Cheesy Chips April 2, 2020

amish butter dish

The act of placing a bowl underneath the anus whilst taking a shit, and then using said bowl in a potluck.

Tom: yo did you see that piece of shit in a bowl at the potluck?
Harry: Hell yeah that's my amish butter dish.

by Ivorymagnus March 12, 2017

peanut butter burger

A dick that has just been in a girls ass, squeezed between that girls tits, with the shit used as lube.

My girl is in to scat, so I totally made a peanut butter burger with her last night.

by Rodney'sJeremy January 29, 2014

Peanut Butter Sanchez

when making a peanut butter sandwich, you wipe the remains of the peanut butter on your partners upper lip creating a authentic mexican moustache.

Brett made a Peanut Butter sandwich then gave Ben a Peanut Butter Sanchez.

by x IDIMEBAG x November 29, 2011

Jy's Nut Butter

Sweat that comes from between the legs, specifically around the testicles and perineum, which has a cheese-like consistency

Dude, after the gym today I had nasty Jy's nut butter.

by Look-aid Maniac March 14, 2016

Bread and Butter pickles

These are quite literally the biggest pile of human created garbage ever created. If you enjoy eating bread and butter pickles, you don’t deserve to have any friends, or even exist on planet earth.

I heard John likes bread and butter pickles… ghost him

by breadandbutterhater June 12, 2022

Butter Age

Butter age, referring to a girl that looks younger than she actually is.

Jack: Damn did you see Jenny?

Charlie: Yeah man she's a total butter age.

Jack: I know she looks 13, but she's 18, haha.

by Butter-Age January 27, 2014