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Tomato Baseball

The act of a male engaging in vigorous vaginal intercourse with a female while she is pregnant, specifically in the earlier months of her term when the fetus resembles a medium sized tomato or so does the head of it.
“Girl you wanna go watch a ball game with me?”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”
by Jakerthememebaker August 4, 2021
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Patient Baseball

Denying a patient care who brings a high risk of involving you in a malpractice case stemming from other doctors.
The doctors here in Indianapolis have been playing patient baseball with me since Dr. Clark botched a surgery and another doctor refused to treat me for foreign body reaction, to the mesh that he put in after being acknowledging in records that I did not approve.
by Leithian September 1, 2021
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Carbon based lifeforms

A band that makes some pretty good electronic/ambient (not really sure on what genre it would be) music that is easy to get lost in or just fall asleep to. A more technical definition is that we are physically made of mostly water (about 70%) and carbon. If you want proof of this: when people are cremated, the Ash left behind is pretty much just the carbon in the body as well as some impurities.
I'm gonna take some shrooms if it's gonna rain today and listen to Carbon based lifeforms.
by I guess myself idk September 13, 2021
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Inside Baseball

Purposefully playing a game or doing an activity in a way that will break it.
"I invited Ellie over to guest at our DnD game last night, I had no idea they were gonna play inside baseball."
by foreverllilll_ September 26, 2021
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Emq basement

Where ppl say they want you to “pu” and ask you to ss.“if she frequent with basement she only fuck with wastemen
Ayyo let’s pu and ss and emq basement
by Pussy 23446789 November 21, 2021
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Emq basement

Where ppl say they want you to “pu” and ask you to ss.“if she frequent with basement she only fuck with wastemen
Ayyo let’s pu and ss and emq basement
by Pussy 23446789 November 21, 2021
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Rusty Basement Key

Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.
Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.
by muphinman January 4, 2022
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