boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

Red hair has benefits

Red hair has benefits

Red hair has benefits

by Real Alberto June 5, 2022

georgenotfound's ball hair

the ball hair of georgenotfound also known as gogy

Dream: Yo george, let me skiff that georgenotfound's ball hair!
Gogy: okay dweamy-cweamy

by his babyblue March 3, 2022

Pineapple Hair

The top green part of a pineapple.

If you want to eat a pineapple, you have to cut off the pineapple hair.

by bloxburggirl June 16, 2020

Hair Pony

When someone makes a valid point in a conversation.

J: “makes a valid point”
K: that’s hair pony!

by Hairpony4life January 6, 2021

hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair

person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro

by archielmao February 8, 2021

Hair tie

A boy that is ugly-cute. He is attractive but not in a conventional way.

Our boy Alex is a hair tie!

by Alex Wolff behead me ;) December 3, 2018