Onion Hair

Onions hair is a term used for someone with extremely flat and straight hair. Usually styled in a middle part, people can have onion hair or onion head.

"Woah, look at that stupid f*ck!, he has onion hair!"

by mr.onion.boy October 26, 2021

hair hit the hide

It is what it is.
Whatever will be will be.
Old southern slang.

Person #1: I can’t believe people believe the election was rigged.

Person #2: Let the hair hit the hide!!

by ScholarNita February 1, 2021

lucas hair

looks like a lions mane ussally a wig and blonde especialy for dutch children.

oh he has a lucas hair

by LILSoMALIANman69 May 22, 2022

pineapple hairs

the few leafs on top of a pineapple :)

a roof with pineapple hairs.. -anix

by a random person :) June 16, 2020

Hair of the Dog

When you are going down on someone and your beard is so long you get your own beard hair caught in your throat.

Last night I went down on her and hair of the dogged myself. I coughed up a giant hairball in the morning.

by 3viliv3 October 12, 2022

Hair

Its up there ^

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Hair is on ur scalp.

by *insert name here blah blah * May 24, 2021

Arnold palm hair

The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.

Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.

by anonymous January 8, 2025