"Stacy, did you hook up with that Sigma Kappa guy last night?"
"Yeah, he wanted me to give him head but I choked halfway through on his bush pickle, i couldn't breathe and it took me forever to find the thing!"
"Yeah, he wanted me to give him head but I choked halfway through on his bush pickle, i couldn't breathe and it took me forever to find the thing!"
by dixonhand July 01, 2020
Aight this man has a huge cock, Just massive. About the size of big ben (The beatboxer not the tower)
"Holy shit did you see his Bulge? It was bloody huge!"
"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"
"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"
by Alfieus April 30, 2020
This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!
Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?
Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.
Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.
Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.
Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.
by Stoney69 June 22, 2022
Bush Chickens are chickens that hide in bushes. They have puffy green feathers and are very shy.
They only live in Ontario, unfortunately.
They only live in Ontario, unfortunately.
by Mr. Zonks May 17, 2021
Beating behind the bush
Where has Harley gone?
Oh he's just popped behind that Bush to tug his todger.
So he's beating behind the bush then.
Oh he's just popped behind that Bush to tug his todger.
So he's beating behind the bush then.
by Ring pirate November 10, 2018
by Loophole224 May 16, 2023